A wasp got in your house
When someone tells you to take the upcoming exit
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
When your mom yells at you
I found somebody better than you
When you're eating eggs
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
Takes my glasses off
Me when you first see me Vs me as soon as you talk to me
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