Me whenever I'm a passanger

Me at least once a day, everyday

That moment when someone calls you exactly at 12AM on your birthday

When you watched Netflix all day...

99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day

Me listening to my family judging people for things that I would do also

My reaction when I see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life

You can't just share memes all day

I am fast, very fast