Me whenever I'm a passanger
When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM
I'm not supposed to tell anybody
This is all you managed
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
How I see people nowadays
Them: "it's not even that cold"
When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad
The person that's been spending all my money
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