When I get thirsty in the morning
When someone says they love you
My dog won't hurt you
I want to be happy
You're so quiet, what's on your mind?
The biggest fear of childhood
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
The real Bermuda Triangle
Are you always this sarcastic?
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