When I get thirsty in the morning
All my friends are traveling and posting pics
Us watching movies together
My talent
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Maybe if I work hard...
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
My mom: Go get some lettuce
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