When I get thirsty in the morning

My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...

When I talk on the phone at my house

What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM

When I walk past a group of people and hears them laugh

And then I try to turn it back and it’s freezing

My parents at 24 vs. Me at 24

When your PC is too fast

Me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe