Why do you want this job?
When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
Did you cut your own bangs?
When you get invited to go to a party
Everytime I open the fridge
When I'm peacefully sleeping
You gotta bump those numbers up
The person that's been spending all my money
Start every day with a smile
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