Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
Just wanna stay busy so I don't have time to feel anything
When you get invited to go to a party
Me mocking my kids faces
Me cutting onions
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
When you're approaching someone in a long hallway
Someone: sends a screenshot
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