Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
When you take that walk of faith into your kitchen
My routine is simple
How my wife sleeps
When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse
Movies: We gotta save the world
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
I'll get a dog for protection
Me trying to control my facial expression
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