When someone ask me directions

When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday

When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out

When you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back

My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself

When you're finally comfortable with your boyfriend

Did you cut your own bangs?

New born baby all day VS. New born baby at 3am

We are going to go around and introduce ourselves