Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
New born baby all day VS. New born baby at 3am
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
Me watching my man not get me anything in the gas station
Now you have to turn on the car
Beatboxers when they see a box
Wasting a good outfit on a boring day
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