Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze

When he turns around and hugs you in his sleep

Been together 6 years and still going

Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose

Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years

What can make you feel better?

When the relationship doesn't work

Getting home from a concert

When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse