Math class is like watching a chinese movie
I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
My taste in women
Let people do what they wanna do
Me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe
You have enough cats!
Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"
First time at the house of friends
Me parallel parking
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