Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
*Puts car in neutral*
I can fight the world for you
No, I'm not letting you in
One look and you know exactly what each other is saying
Me every single night
The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying
Time is fleeting
How my wife sleeps
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