When the can opener comes home
When someone asks about your family
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
Imagine sleeping all night
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
Me at the store
Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
She used to bath you
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