Me in the principal's office

We've all played dish drain jenga

Me trying to save money

Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*

Me restarting a song that is already in the middle because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough

That test was so hard

Me sitting around ignoring all the guys

Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose

Story of my life