I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
Me every morning
My routine is simple
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
Me: Having a normal peaceful afternoon
When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice
Everything makes sense when you're older!
Me after having a bad day
Boys when their girlfriend tags them in anything
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