I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
Me feeling a really bad attitude coming on
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
When you get in an argument with your mom
Me right before I ask for something
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
Spends hours with my favorite person
Too old to be young, and too young to be old
We all got that one friend
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