The slow one in the group

That one kid who always runs to lunch

People living Upstairs

How every text message looks unless you put lol at the end

When I'm trying to parallel park

Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀

Me stalking my own account cause I have no one to talk

When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do

Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work