The slow one in the group
I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine
When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message
How do you like your banana?
People who know me in person
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
Me at least once a day, everyday
Me after watching 5 min craft videos
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