I love horror movies

My brain: Just do it!

My dog at home

You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did and you're showing me a funny video on Instagram and expecting me to laugh

Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years

When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first

When you see your Ex posting status about true love, loyalty and emotions

I don't know why I'm always so tired

When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product