Them: "it's not even that cold"

Me overreacting at easily solvable problems

When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first

The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves

99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day

I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore

When the slightest inconvenience happens in life

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'

A little change in weather