When yomeone asks you to speak about yourself
When a man tells a woman to calm down
I'm just resting my eyes
When you accidentally block an intersection
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
I'm so glad I'm single
It'll be fixed
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
I found where my ex was born
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