When yomeone asks you to speak about yourself
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
*Watches the food network once*
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
When you accidently slam down the toilet seat
Peppers produce a chemical that triggers pain response
Most people don't want to be rich
I am the type of girlfriend...
Me watching the last episode of my favorite series
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