This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
Me asking everyone how they like their burger
Someone somewhere is still discussing the old you
When a pretty girl calls me pretty
Banks: We trust our clients
Me waiting for it to be late so I can hurry up
My taste in men
Stomachs don't belong in leggings
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