This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
When you check your phone in the middle of the night
I wonder if he still thinks I'm attractive
Stop making faces at people
Me reentering the dating pool
Them: it's not even that cold stop being dramatic
When you send thoughts and prayers
Me if overthinking is a workout
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