I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
You want to deposit the whole $3?
Me with soft boiled eggs
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
Dad, wake up!
Me after shaving my beard
When you ask your teenager to do a little housework
How unlucky are you?
My taste in women
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