I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
When I finally marry my favorite person
You have emotionally clocked out for the day
We don't need a mechanic!
Friend I haven't seen in years
Me googling to see if I can give my dog a bite of my dinner
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet
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