Spends hours with my favorite person
Me googling the number that called me
When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
I'm not always on my phone
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
The only part of the Olympics I can truly relate to
My feelings for you
The spider on my ceiling watching me
Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story
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