You are not a guest anymore, you are family
I won the genetic lottery
What's worse than a heartbreak?
Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
When your food sounds like a battlefield
When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there
My spirit guides whenever I do anything
Me whenever I see a camera
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