Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives
The biggest fear of childhood
I literally don't do anything all day
When you didn't buy any snacks at the supermarket
I don't love the way you lie
Me after I spent 23 hours 59 minutes with bae
My knees once I get up off the couch
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
The same songs again and again
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