Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives

When he turns around and hugs you in his sleep

Dad, wake up!

How to sit correctly in front of a computer

I skip the first slice of bread

Me listening to my family judging people for things that I would do also

When you send thoughts and prayers

When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first

Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"