Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
I love the sound of heavy rain and thunder
When you don't need a squad
When your ex posts about loyalty
POV: When you're finish crying and look yourself in the mirror
Me giving advice VS. Me living my life
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