Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives
You can't disappoint your family
They feel like a million rainbows licking your skin
Before eating food
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
*An unknown number calling me*
I won the genetic lottery
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