I like sandwiches and I have anxiety
When you accidently slam down the toilet seat
When your parents are yelling at you
Driving makes me think and relax
Stop trying to rap we need more plumbers
My dreams are weird
7 year old me waiting for my dad to finish his call from work to tell him that I love him
Me wide awake in the middle of the night
When somebody asks a question at the end of a meeting
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