That one kid who always runs to lunch
I have to start eating better
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
Few minutes after girls check into hotels
Me and my sweetheart
Me spending money on travel
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
Me getting my oil changed
As soon as I get money
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