I literally don't do anything all day

Me trying to save money

Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips

Every family has a member who's known as "the traveler"

When someone tells you to stop being fake

POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it

You don't know concentration until...

When your crush posts something romantic and you try to convince yourself that it is about you