I literally don't do anything all day
Me: I need to start eating better
When you're doing laundry
That one biscuit when I open the pack
That meteor is coming straight for us
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
When dad tells a terrible joke
When you check your phone in the middle of the night
When my friends are asking what's the next move
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