When my family knows it's my turn to wash dishes
tag My Life
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Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
tag Dank
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Me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
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The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
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I would let you eat this part of my ice-cream
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When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
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My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
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A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear
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My girlfriend doesn't control me
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