When my family knows it's my turn to wash dishes
When mom finishes counting till zero
Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation
Move the most important things first
I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
Why do you want this job?
I won the genetic lottery
I have two sides
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