Not playing for two days
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
I don't get how people afford life without a job
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
Me wearing my man's slides
All my friends are traveling and posting pics
He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home
Me after having a bad day
When I have to go to the grocery store
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