My mom revealed my deepest darkest secret
I think I've had about all I can take
Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
Me: *wakes up on time*
When I'm trying to parallel park
Me cutting onions
You have emotionally clocked out for the day
If overthinking was a sport
I'm gonna go to bed early today
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