When the dessert you've been saving is missing

When your crush posts something romantic and you try to convince yourself that it is about you

She'll have large fries

My family: is quiet for most of the day

When someone has explained something nine times

I have a wahing machine

Here's a job you can't mess up

I like sandwiches and I have anxiety

When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face