When the dessert you've been saving is missing
Random extrovert that liked me for no reason
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
It works fine
When you make it to the bathroom just in time
Before your anxiety kicks in
My brain: Just do it!
My two personalities
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