You wanna travel so bad that you didn't notice this was a cake
Me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
Me having a bunch of assignments due
I think I've had about all I can take
Me who lied on my resume
Me in the shower
Opens washing machine to take out washed clothes
I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave
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