You wanna travel so bad that you didn't notice this was a cake

This is going to be me in 50 years

My son's face when I offer him literlly anything for dinner

Me and my friends at the restaurant

When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse

The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19

When I'm trying to parallel park

Normal people in the shower VS. Me in the shower

I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality