Just the bill please

Me after I finally decide what to watch on Netflix

The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying

The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19

That one friend who is always busy in their mobile

Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call

Now you have to turn on the car

Cats are smart and independent creatures

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do