I have two sides
Me at the store
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
When everyone at work is in a bad mood except you
Poseidon's Kiss
I'll take a warm shower
Me after watching 5 min craft videos
When you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back
After saying anything to anyone
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