That one biscuit when I open the pack
I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
Things I'm bad at: singing
When you don't know how to flirt
If you're wrong you're wrong
My dad played that card until I was 16
Being an introvert is confusing
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