In Japan, broken objects are often repaired with gold
Who's laughing now?
When you get in bed and forget to turn off the lights
I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer
My whole week explained
Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping
I'm not gonna stress myself out today
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
Me on the weekend
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