My family: is quiet for most of the day
I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over
Teacher: *comes to class 5 minutes late*
When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out
Why do you want this job?
Time is fleeting
Don't pack too much, we're only staying 3 days
How it feels sharing the bed with my dog
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