My family: is quiet for most of the day
I'm never eating fast food again
With the heat on and the windows up
Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
When someone doesn't believe me
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment
Your call is important to us
When her foundation doesn't match her neck
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