My family: is quiet for most of the day

According to my mom: Dad side relatives VS. Mom side relatives

You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover

When your mom surprises you with your favorite dish but your mouth already surprised you with this banger

You wanna travel so bad that you didn't notice this was a cake

When you get the deluxe car wash

Me and my favorite co-worker judging people at work like

Tell employees we can't afford to pay more

Of course I have done this many times