My mom: Go get some lettuce
The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
Why did you jump in your sleep?
When you finally found the courage to join the conversation
When you're stuck in traffic
When everybody's going through drama
What sort of position are you looking for?
POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it
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