My mom: Go get some lettuce
The main character in a true story movie
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
You never post anything
Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...
When my pet starts liking someone else too much
I didn't understand when I was younger
Me while cooking
When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
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