My mom: Go get some lettuce
She's probably talking to someone else
I studied for three hours
Girls putting on mascara
Deer when they hear a twig snap
When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
Worst she can say is no
I am a multitasker
Finally found a bag for all my money
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