My mom: Go get some lettuce
Who's laughing now?
Someone somewhere is still discussing the old you
When I'm finally finished doing everything by myself
When you're mad but he says "give me a kiss"
This is my home now
When guests come over
Oh, I see. Now I totally get it.
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
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