My mom: Go get some lettuce
Things I'm bad at: singing
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
What gives people feelings of power
Make hotel checkouts past noon
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
When I'm cooking with hot oil
When it's almost bedtime
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