My mom: Go get some lettuce
I have got 99 problems
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
Settle this debate!
Me after having a bad day
When someone from the backseat gives you driving advice
Don't you have exams in two days?
My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...
Don't you get bored being alone?
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