When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice

Then you ain't hungry

When you say the right answer in class...

I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me

Me when there's a new documentary about...

When you and your girl arguing

Why you don't ask men to put the food up

Your vacation was not approved

I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story