When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice
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I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality
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Make hotel checkouts past noon
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What my food sees through the door of the microwave
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My brain when I'm trying to remember
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tag Sarcasm & Humor tag Guy Things tag Wholesome
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When everything is falling apart at work
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No pickles, please!
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Oh, you can do my job?
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