When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
How do you like your banana?
Driving makes me think and relax
This is my childhood not yours
Today's gonna be a great day
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
When someone asks you how your night went
Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
When a baby passes you a fake phone
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