When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
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Me feeling a really bad attitude coming on
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I found somebody better than you
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Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
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When you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn't gotten to that part yet
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When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
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What your taxi driver see's before you jump in
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Having the TV volume as an...
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How to end a conversation
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