When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it
You gotta bump those numbers up
Who's a Good Boy?
When you're eating eggs
Having a little nap on the sofa
When you meet someone who matches your energy
It comes out like
When a baby passes you a fake phone
Here's a job you can't mess up
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