When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?
My dad raising us VS. My dad with his grandkids
Me on my way to work to give it my all
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
Oh, I see. Now I totally get it.
When you leave tihngs for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
Bad guys in Scooby Doo
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