When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it
I get ready to go to work
Dramatic girlfriend and understanding boyfriend
Now you have to turn on the car
Humans when they see a bug
Swallows the wrong way
Me staring at my bed one last time before I leave
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
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