My cat: I lost my toy under the couch

Motivations for dressing fashionably

When you have to keep adjusting the volume of the movie...

The good ice

Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away

My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips

The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"

When I'm speeding

The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19