My cat: I lost my toy under the couch
My dad played that card until I was 16
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
I'm gonna go to bed early today
A wasp got in your house
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
Me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
Me thinking a road trip with kids will be fun
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