Me, an intellectual

Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life

POV: You're 12 and bored in class

Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house

My reaction whenever I'm happy, sad, angry, disappointed, excited and confused

When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday

When a baby passes you a fake phone

My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker

It works fine