Me, an intellectual
Move the most important things first
When you call someone and they don't answer
Worst she can say is no
Me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
When you both know it'll end in disaster
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
My anxiety isn't that bad starter pack
I created a mini version of myself
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