Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
Making money VS. Spending money
The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat
Normal people in the shower VS. Me in the shower
I'm gonna go to bed early today
How I want to be VS. How I am
Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
When you both know it'll end in disaster
Me in any weather
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