Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
My name alone will ruin someone's whole day
I have to start eating better
When you get comfortable in your bed
The slow one in the group
Me after watching 5 min craft videos
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