*Watches the food network once*
Cucumber lowers stress levels
I am making an omelette
Do you want to order takeout and have a Harry Potter marathon?
Me after shaving my beard
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
When she takes a picture of everything on the date except you
I like sandwiches and I have anxiety
The car behind me when I try to drive at night
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