*Watches the food network once*
My girlfriend doesn't control me
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there
Always works
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
Me in my living room after my kids go to bed
Me in my profile picture VS. Me in real life
When it is raining
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