Ironically some of the worst people in my life made me a better person
When they respond with better sarcasm
When a pretty girl calls me pretty
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
When I'm trying to parallel park
I don't love the way you lie
I'm literally just sitting here
When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there
Let's go home and cuddle
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