The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When someone ask me directions
I almost didn't come in today
New relationship be like
I used to do this
When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it
My brain VS. My mouth
You always got an attitude for no reason
I wonder if he still thinks I'm attractive
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