The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When you do something really bad in a dream
Then you ain't hungry
The cure for all my problems
I'm glad someone finally said it
Just because you fit, doesn't mean you belong
I need this on my front door
When everything is falling apart at work
4 year old me finding out someone has the same name as me
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