The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"

My taste in women

When your mom surprises you with your favorite dish but your mouth already surprised you with this banger

When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside

When you have to drive all the time

According to my mom: Dad side relatives VS. Mom side relatives

You wanna travel so bad that you didn't notice this was a cake

What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM

Me googling to see if I can give my dog a bite of my dinner