The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
I found somebody better than you
Me spending money on travel
I'm never eating fast food again
What country am I going to next?
If someone delete their story before 24 hours It means target has seen the story
When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
Don't be negative, go out and enjoy life
This is going to be me in 50 years
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