The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"

Me whenever I see a camera

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation

My sad burrito

This is going to be me in 50 years

When you finish the ice cream

When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked

Imagine sleeping all night

Me when you first see me Vs me as soon as you talk to me