The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
I'll get a dog for protection
When you call someone and they don't answer
50 year old guy keep posting the same profile pic
Me fake sleeping in the car
Me cutting onions
When someone asks about your family
Me while cooking
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