The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When you stop to let someone cross
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
How I see people nowadays
My anxiety calling my other mental illnesses over
Been together 6 years and still going
I'm never eating fast food again
You can't touch this
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