The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
She used to bath you
When I see another person with my name
Me eating again because I'm bored
When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM
What my food sees through the door of the microwave
Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?
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