The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"

I love garlic so much

When someone's phone screen is a pic of themselves

My friends in real life

I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer

When you see photos of yourself from 5 years ago

How I wasted my life looking at memes

You have to respect other people's opinions

Me when listening to music in the street