The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
I'll get a dog for protection
Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
When life finally starts getting better
I said we sad today
The urge to pack up and travel the world
Me staring at my bed one last time before I leave
When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
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