The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
I have a wahing machine
This is all you managed
Is there anything in this world that makes you cry everytime except cutting onions?
Me at the end of the month
When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
When you're different from all your friends
New born baby all day VS. New born baby at 3am
Me spending money on travel
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