The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"

My brain tryna figure out

Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie

My cat: I lost my toy under the couch

When you accidentally block an intersection

When you forget you have a cut on your finger

When the wife starts posting selfies

That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking

Introverts when they are asked what superpower they want