The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
My dad played that card until I was 16
Not much of a rise and shine person
Me at least once a day, everyday
When everyone at work is in a bad mood except you
Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
When your neighbours are arguing
I can fight the world for you
I truly believe we struggle in our minds more than we do in reality
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