The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When I finally marry my favorite person
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
I never have enough time to do anything
What's wrong babe?
Being a girl is so expensive
Sometimes we just gotta make this face
Me in the middle of the night
Me at the end of the month
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