The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer
My dreams are weird
Me overreacting at easily solvable problems
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
My boyfriend with his friends VS. My boyfriend with me
When I'm telling my mum a funny story
The special ones
When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
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