The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
Good morning beautiful, how's your day going?
I had breakfast today
The hardest decision ever
You look just like your dad!
My dad played that card until I was 16
Waves at someone who wasn't waving at me
When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there
When you're stuck in traffic
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