The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
People living Upstairs
When you find out your friend did as bad as you did on a test
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Always works
People want to see new movies with original stories and not remakes of popular movies
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
Me laughing at my own jokes
How I imagine my father looked as a baby
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