The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"

Me in the middle of the night

When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face

Relationship expectations Vs. The reality

When you argue with your sibling

I wonder if he still thinks I'm attractive

Then theres's me...

When you have to drive all the time

This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had