The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When they respond with better sarcasm
When you're finally comfortable with your boyfriend
What my seeds see every 30 minutes after sowing
Are you hungry?
Me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
We are not the same
Yes, I had breakfast
My fridge when I'm trying to figure out something to eat
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