Everytime I open the fridge

I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine

Us watching movies together

It was an experience

My desire to isolate myself VS. My desire for connection

Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first

I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time

Be awkward by being quiet VS. Be awkward by talking