Everytime I open the fridge
When you & your Facebook friends finally agree to meet somewhere
Of course I have done this many times
I have to start eating better
What airlines think humans look like
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
Me in real life VS Me online
Waiting for the next text while we arguing
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