Everytime I open the fridge
After we done got on each other nerves all day
I am making an omelette
I need to tell you something
Don't you have exams in two days?
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
Me when listening to music in the street
Happiness is getting a window seat during travel
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