Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?
I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
My family: is quiet for most of the day
I don't want to talk about it...
Me in the principal's office
When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
That one fork
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