When my mom complains about my attitude

Adulting is an extreme sport

When your friend says that he wants to take a break

I don't know you!

When your friend who always wears a hat finally takes it off

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do

That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking

Me at 20 years old watching my mom make my favorite food because I told her I was craving it

If we "talk" you ain't single