When my mom complains about my attitude
When your sarcasm is so on point...
Me trying to figure out what's going on in the world
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
My life is boring and repetitive
The spider on my ceiling watching me
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
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