When you get in an argument with your mom
I like my water the way I like my emotions
When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it
Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment
Motherhood gives you a special glow
Me in the middle of the night
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
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