Me: Having a normal peaceful afternoon
What country am I going to next?
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
This how your girl sits and stares at you
A spider doing absolutely nothing
When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
When I finish revision for an exam
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