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The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
When they realise they live in the milky way
When anyone asks my favourite weather
What your taxi driver see's before you jump in
One more pizza roll
I don't want to drive
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
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