How unlucky are you?

The song in the car: *about to hit the sick beat drop*

When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it

When you forget to spell-check your meme before uploading

When they think they know me

When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do

My last option when I'm losing an argument

Me googling the number that called me